What have we created?

Just to give you an idea of the level of sarcasm we're dealing with on an everyday basis with young Mr. Matthew. The other day I was trying to get him to bed early. The following is a real conversation:

Arik: Time to go to bed Matthew.

Matthew: No! I'm not tired.

Arik: Well, you look tired. Look at your eyes, they're all droopy.

Matthew: Do you see me yawning?

All that's missing now is a door slam and a few eye rolls. Oh, wait a minute, he already does that, too.

Wish us luck. We're going to need it.